{"fact":"The Maine Coon cat is America's only natural breed of domestic feline. It is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":143}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?","punchline":"Because they can't even.","id":353}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?","punchline":"Squash.","id":263}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why don't scientists trust atoms?","punchline":"Because they make up everything.","id":429}
{"fact":"Miacis, the primitive ancestor of cats, was a small, tree-living creature of the late Eocene period, some 45 to 50 million years ago.","length":133}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"fact":"The ability of a cat to find its way home is called \u201cpsi-traveling.\u201d Experts think cats either use the angle of the sunlight to find their way or that cats have magnetized cells in their brains that act as compasses.","length":216}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
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