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Thomas Weber is an Austrian footballer who plays for Wiener Neustadt.

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Ingrid Sandahl was a Swedish artistic gymnast. She competed at both the 1948 and 1952 Olympics and won a gold medal in the team portable apparatus event in 1952. She also won a gold all-around team medal and team portable apparatus medal at the 1950 World Artistic Gymnastics Championships. Individually, she won three all-around medals at the Swedish Championships, including gold in 1949.

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