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The Natchez expedition was a fruitless American troop movement of the southwestern theater of the War of 1812. Mustered in December 1812, volunteer militiamen departed Tennessee for the Natchez District of Mississippi Territory in January 1813. Major General commanding Andrew Jackson communicated his goals for the use of the troops the United States Department of War in a message of late 1812: \"I am now at the head of 2,070 volunteers, the choicest of our citizens...if the government orders, will rejoice at the opportunity of placing the American eagle on the ramparts of Mobile, Pensacola, and Fort St. Augustine, effectually banishing from the southern coasts all British influence.\"
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Ka’i ladrillo is a dessert in Paraguayan cuisine made with peanuts and molasses. Its name comes from its rectangular brick-like shape (ladrillo) and the ka’i mirikina monkey native to Paraguay, known for its love of sweet things. It is also referred to as \"azukapé manduví\", which means \"sugar\", \"flat\", and \"peanut\" in Guaraní. To make ka’i ladrillo, molasses is boiled until the bottom of the pot is visible, and then toasted peanuts are added, either whole or chopped. Some recipes may include sour orange or grapefruit juice to balance the sweetness. The mixture is then poured into flat, wet molds to cool and set. The dessert is